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–> The Ex Knife Set with Stainless Steel Knives $160 The Ex 5pc SS Knife Set w/Knives and BLACK Holder SKU: EX5 Suggested Retail: $159.99 Your Price: a radical alternative to the typical block o’ wood! no knife holder has taken a greater stab at the theatrical than this specially designed Ex knife holder. Et tu, Brute? a radical alternative to the typical block o’ wood! no knife holder has taken a greater stab at the theatrical than this specially designed Ex knife holder. Et tu, Brute? This 5pc knife holder is unlike any cutlery set you have ever seen! This whimsical, artistic kitchen accessory holds 5 high quality stainless steel kitchen knives (included) in a rather unorthodox fashion – STORE YOUR KNIVES IN AN ANONYMOUS EFFIGY DEDICATED TO WHOMEVER YOU PLEASE! Take out your frustrations as you store your knives! makes a perfect gift and a guaranteed conversation piece! Plastic casings house every knife to prevent blade exposure. Features Include: Unique Artistic Holder made of Heavy Duty ABS Plastic This display will be the talk of the party Innovative Knife Suspension System Individual Protective Knife Sleeves Heavy Gauge Durable Stainless Steel Blades and Hollow Handles Razor Sharp Precision Cutting Blades 25 Year Warranty Set includes plastic figure plus: 1 – 8″ Chef Knife 1 – 8″ Bread Knife 1 – 8″ Carver 1 – 5″ Utility Knife 1 – 3.5″ Parer questions about this product? Call customer service at 1-800-318-1039 Store Policies we are the Direct Source for these products. YOU WILL NOT FIND CHEAPER PRICES ELSEWHERE. SHOP DIRECT…SHOP BOB & JOYCE! PLEASE NOTE: Our office hours are Monday-Friday, 9am-5pm EST. All email inquiries and questions will be answered within 1 business day. Emails sent Friday after hours or over the weekend will be answered on Monday. TOP 10 REASONS TO SHOP BOB & JOYCE: fast shipping: All shipments leave our warehouse within 1 business day of receipt of payment. 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