Cooking Can Be Cathartic
Hey, everyone, and welcome to another episode of “Cooking Through The Pain”. I’m your host, Stacy McGillicuddy.
First off, viewers, I know you were all expecting me to show you how to make a fantastic Valentine’s Day dinner for your special someone today with the help of my boyfriend, Teddy. Well, that was before I found out he’d been cheating on me throughout our entire relationship with the random tramps and hussies he was meeting through various social networking sites. Looks like we’re cooking for one today! Sorry for the disappointment, but as I found when I caught him in bed with another woman this morning, life seems to be just chock full of the stuff, doesn’t it?
Instead, we’re going to make a nice healthy salad that I hope will make me feel better about myself after all the nasty things Teddy said about my waistline as he and his strumpet were fleeing my apartment. Why were they fleeing? Well, that’s because I was brandishing one of the knives from this Kai Shun Kaji Fusion 8 Piece Knife Set, the very same set we’ll be using today in our preparations. Let’s get started, shall we?
As you can see, I’ve lined up all my ingredients here on the counter. Today, just for fun, I’m going to use each vegetable to symbolize one of the many promises that were made during the course of my former relationship. For instance, this tomato represents the pretty words about commitment Teddy used to whisper in my ear when we’d hold each other in our arms. Notice how easily the 8” slicing knife cuts through that wonderful dream, leaving it in pieces on the cutting board. And these carrots which represent all those times he said he’d never do anything to hurt me? Watch how quickly that promise gets chopped up with the 8” Chef’s knife, just like Teddy’s lies chopped up my dignity and self-worth.
That’s because his deceptions… I mean, these knives are made with SG-2 powdered steel and clad with a true Damascus nickel alloy/stainless steel combination for an exceedingly sharp and smooth edge, long-lasting durability, and corrosion resistance. And the blunted nose blade of each knife makes it easy to scoop up all those shattered dreams and wishes… excuse me, VEGETABLES… and toss them into a bowl or even into the trash, just like Teddy did with my once joyful heart. Sure, the comfort of the downward-curved ambidextrous handle design and stability bump can make you feel much more confident in your relationship towards them, but watch out, ladies. Lies can cut you to the bone if you’re not careful. The knives, I mean. Yes.
Oh, look! It’s time to slice the onions! Remember your cutting technique when dealing with onions, everyone, to cut down on the tears. Just keep telling yourself you’re not going to cry for that lousy, pathetic excuse for an onion. Not for him, not for anybody.
Warranty: Lifetime Kai Shun
Features:
- Made with SG-2 powdered steel, an exotic powdered steel that’s hardened to 64 Rockwell (compared to the 56-58 Rockwell of most kitchen knives), resulting in an exceedingly sharp and smooth edge
- Clad with a true Damascus nickel alloy/stainless steel combination
- Nickel provides durability and stainless provides corrosion resistance
- Blade boasts the benefits of three kinds of metal, which contributes to overall sharpness, strength, and durability
- Stays sharp several times longer than even our fabulous Classic line
- Designed to maximize the glide of the blade across the cutting board, making it easy for chefs of any height to use without shoulder tension
- Blunted blade nose, like that of a Santoku, allows the cook to scoop chopped ingredients off of the board
- Ambidextrous handle design and stability bump on the lower portion of the handle provide maximum comfort and confidence while cutting
- Inner curve on each side of the bolster forms perfect thumb and index finger rests; widened bolster releases tension in forearm
- “Zero balanced” at the center point
- Handle is curved downward to more closely match the shape of the palm, eliminating gaps between the hand and the handle
- Handles are slightly elevated to allow for full contact between the knife and the cutting surface without the cook’s knuckles getting in the way
- Hand wash and dry recommended
Knifes:
- 3” Pairing KDM-0022
- 5” Utility KDM-0023
- 7” Hollow Ground Santoku KDM-0026
- 8” Chef’s KDM-0017
- 8” Slicing KDM-0024
- 9” Bread/Multi-Purpose Serrated Slicer KDM-0025
- Sharpening Steel
- Kai Shun Kaji Fusion 8 Piece Knife Set w/ Block
- Box
YouTube video about Shun knives
In the box:
- 3” Pairing KDM-0022
- 5” Utility KDM-0023
- 7” Hollow Ground Santoku KDM-0026
- 8” Chef’s KDM-0017
- 8” Slicing KDM-0024
- 9” Bread/Multi-Purpose Serrated Slicer KDM-0025
- Sharpening Steel
- Knife Block